The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

I wonder who is going to finish second.