The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.