The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.