The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.