Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.
I wonder who is going to finish second.
The mind messes up more shots than the body.