I wonder who is going to finish second.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.