I wonder who is going to finish second.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.