I wonder who is going to finish second.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.