Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
I wonder who is going to finish second.
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.