Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
The mind messes up more shots than the body.
He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
I wonder who is going to finish second.