I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then