A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.