Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'