Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.