Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.