I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.