Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.