Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.

TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.