I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.