Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, "Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this."

Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.

Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.