Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.

I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.