Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.

The haters always scream the loudest.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.