Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.