Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.