Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.

I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.