Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.