A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.

Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.