The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.