I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.