If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read.