At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

The haters always scream the loudest.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.