That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.

TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.