That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.