There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.