Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.