You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.