You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.