I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.