I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.