If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.