If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.