If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?