Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.