Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want