What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want