The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

The haters always scream the loudest.

I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.

The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told as children (and adults, really) by the established power structures in our lives are made up fairytales us to reinforce that control: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, fat-free frozen dinners, religion, and metering lights on the highway--the list goes on