The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.

I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.