The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.