Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

Opinions are projections.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.