Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

Opinions are projections.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.