The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.