I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
Fat girls aren’t real people.
I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.