The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.