The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?

Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.

What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.