You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

The haters always scream the loudest.

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.