Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.

Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.

I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.