If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.