If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, "Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this."

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.