I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

Opinions are projections.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.