Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.