Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.
Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them