Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.