Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.