It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.

I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.