It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.

I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.