I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.

People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read.