Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.
The haters always scream the loudest.
Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.
My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?