The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.

Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.