You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

The haters always scream the loudest.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

Opinions are projections.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.