You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

The haters always scream the loudest.