I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.