But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they lie to their families, they lie to themselves, they lie so much they don't even know they're lying anymore. If you have the courage to be honest even a little bit all those people will hate you for it, because their lie is reflected in your honesty. Oscar Wilde wasn't kidding when he said, "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.