Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.