My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.

You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.