My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.