...the elephant smoked too much.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)