(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.