One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
...the elephant smoked too much.
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.