Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.