Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.