Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
...the elephant smoked too much.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.