Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.