(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)